The perfect pastor is one who preaches exactly fifteen minutes, but who shares with his people the wisdom of the ages. He condemns sins but never hurts anyone’s feelings. He works from 8 am to midnight and is also the janitor. He makes $75 a week, wears good clothes, buys good books, drives a good car, and gives $30 a week to the church. He is 26 years old and has been preaching for 30 years. He is above all else, handsome. He has a buring desire to work with teenagers, and spends all his time with older folks. He smiles all the time with a straight face, because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his work. He makes 25 calls each day on parish members, yet spends all his time evangelizing to the unchurched, and is always in his office if and when needed.”
Leave me out of this fantasy world… 
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