Friday, November 17, 2006

Youth Group Madness: Is This Teen Evangelism?

By Jim Bublitz @ http://www.oldtruth.com/

Parents, do you know if your child has ever played "Bedpan Relay"? Or been asked to lick peanut butter out of someone's armpit? Or been dared to drink what someone has chewed up and spit out? Has your daughter been introduced to a game of "Christian Strip" or a game of "feeling" the legs of five guys when blindfolded to see if she can identify which legs belong to whom? Do you know what goes on in your teen's youth group? If you don't, you need to find out. These methods are a sure formula for making youth groups popular enough for even unregenerate teens to want to come to church. It causes youth groups to grow, but does that make it right? (note: broken link in this article is fixed here)... [Read Link]

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The activities that follow are disgusting to even read, but numerous teens
are participating in activities such as these in their church youth groups! We have included details of several of these activities and games because parents and other concerned adults need to know what may actually be happening in their own churches.

Do you know if your child has ever played "Bedpan" Relay? Or been asked to lick peanut butter out of someone's armpit? Or been dared to drink what someone has chewed up and spit out? Has your daughter been introduced to a game of "Christian Strip" or a game of "feeling" the legs of five guys when blindfolded to see if she can identify which legs belong to whom? Even though these objectionable games are out of character for Christians, they are being used by some undiscerning youth group leaders with teens.

Do you know what games are being played
in your child's youth group?
If you don't, you need to find out!

When writing Spiritual Junk Food: The Dumbing Down of Christian Youth, we came across a website that lists games that the founder of the site calls "sick and twisted" (Note: These are his words, not ours, even though we would agree that that is exactly what they are). Because we thought the "sick and twisted" games were on the fringe and not mainstream, we didn't take them seriously, nor the founder of the site. However, recently we found out that at least two of the major ministries for youth have links on their websites to the website listing inappropriate games for youth.

The founder of the "sick and twisted" game site is described as bringing "cutting edge" resources to youth workers. According to his own website, he "trains and equips thousands of workers each month" through speaking engagements and his website's free resources. His website gets "about 3 quarters of a million hits a month" and he sends out an "email newsletter to over 11,000 youth workers---a number that grows by about 50 to 100 subscribers a week." It appears that these games are being more widely used than we ever anticipated.

We were made aware of the possible impact of the website upon other youth workers when we recently read about a law suit filed against a church by parents of teens who participated in an activity similar to the one listed on the game sight titled the Human Blender.

The Human Blender, described on the site in question as a "disgusting" skit, involves a person on staff (the Human Blender) chewing up a "creative" mixture of food, then spiting it out into a cup for another staff member to drink. "Disgusting" is an accurate description, but to that description we would also add the words risky and unhealthy. In the church where a variation of this gross-out game was played, the teens who drank a mixture of dog food, salsa, sauerkraut, sardines, potted meat, eggnog and cottage cheese, first chewed by a church employee and then spit out, developed bacterial strep and had to be tested for other communicable diseases including hepatitis, tuberculosis and HIV.

Human Blender (along with the Bedpan Relay, and licking peanut butter out of someone's armpit) has been removed from the above mentioned website. Apparently, however, the founder of the site did so only because of outside pressure--- mainly from a radio talk show host whose program is broadcast nation wide. If the founder of the site truly had a change of heart and understood the moral confusion, and in some cases the emotional abuse being inflicted upon teens playing these games, he would have removed all the objectionable games from his site, not just a few of them. For example, other unacceptable games include Butt Charades, Foot to Ear, and Kiss the Wench.

In Butt Charades, cut up slips of paper with words on them are put into a bag. After teams are formed, a volunteer from each team pulls a word out of the bag and tries to get the others on the team to guess the word by spelling it with his/her butt. Comments following the activity are: "Try to keep it clean. We don't want to have any dirty butts."

Foot to Ear is described as "kind of like musical chairs. . . but much, much better." The following is the game's instructions:
"Have the girls stand in a circle. Now have the guys stand outside of the circle of girls, each guy next to one girl, his partner for the game. Have the inner circle (girls) walk clockwise when the music begins and the outer circle (guys) walk counter-clockwise. When the music stops the leader will yell out two body parts (e.g. "foot to ear"). The girl's part is always first (ladies first) and the guy's is second. When the music stops and the leader yells the body parts the partners need to run straight to each other and put those designated body parts together (e.g. the girl would run to the guy and put her foot on his ear). Great game . . . just think before you yell body parts (e.g. don't yell "chest to head")"

These games focusing on body parts are ill considered. If we want to teach our Christian teens a clear message on moral and physical purity, we must not confuse that message by playing games that titillate the flesh.

Would you want your daughter or son to play Kiss the Wench? Read the game's directions to find out:
". . . a guys team and a girls team line up parallel, facing each other. Number them off so each person has a counterpart. Start with a girl in the middle, "the wench" (no chauvinism implied). When a number is called, 12 for example, guy number 12 is to try to run out and kiss "the wench". Meanwhile, girl number 12 is to try to kiss "the dude" before he can kiss "the wench". The loser stays in the middle and becomes the new wench or dude. Continue game calling numbers and they continue to be the first to kiss the opposite sex, whether in the middle or the person called."

Like the games just mentioned, far too many of the games being used in youth groups involve touch. Intimate touching gives teens permission to act in a manner outside of normal and acceptable behavior. Acknowledging that touch games are very powerful, Dr. W. R. Coulson, Ph.D., Ed.D., warns: "Sometimes participation in one [touch games] can cause a person's body to get so far beyond his head that he can't take responsibility for what happens." Dr. Coulson explains that "a game can give permission for one to do what he might have longed to do, but could not take responsibility for."

Can you imagine the uproar from parents if these games were being played in the public school? Why is not there the same outrage when these games take place in the church? Perhaps one reason is that parents are unaware what is taking place in their child's youth group. Another reason may be that leaders in the church have bought the lie that we have to make church relevant to the generation today, forgetting (or not believing) that the Bible is relevant for all people, for all time, for all situations.

It is often argued by youth leaders that gimmicks such as outrageous games are necessary to draw teens to youth group. But are they really? We cannot imagine the apostle Paul using these games to attract an audience to hear him preach. To use gross games and outrageous activities to get youth to youth group meetings implies a lack of faith in the work of the Holy Spirit, and a faulty reliance on the wisdom of man.

The previously mentioned games are bad enough, but other games on this questionable site could also be considered sacrilegious. "Sanctuary Softball" and "Seafood Catch" are two examples. "Sanctuary Softball" is a modified game of softball played in the sanctuary using a nerf ball or a fabric ball. The bases are located in places that require the youth to weave themselves through the pews, with the home plate being at the altar. The "Seafood Catch" is a game in which small minnows are released in the church baptistery. Teens are challenged to get in and try to catch them (extra points are given for eating them after they're caught). Lobsters, crabs or a greased watermelon can also be added.

Gene Veith in the August 24 edition of WORLD magazine addressed this current youth group fad in an article titled "Stupid Church Tricks." He points out the dangers of "following the church-growth principle of giving people what they like as a way to entice them into the kingdom" especially when considering that many "adolescents are amused by bodily functions and crude behavior." Youth are learning, but not what they should be learning. As one person observed: "Our youth are learning how to belch, but they are not learning the Bible.

Is it any wonder that the church is in a state of decline when we are feeding our youth (the future leaders of our churches) a steady diet of games that are crude and sacrilegious. We wonder if these games would be played in youth groups if Jesus was standing in their midst. We also cannot help but wonder what a watching, unbelieving world thinks of all of this. The body of Christ is being mocked and our holy, righteous God is being demeaned by those who call themselves Christians.

One mother wrote telling us that during a recent Sunday school class the youth pastor at their fundamental Baptist Church put a cup of toilet water on the podium and waved a ten dollar bill in the air and asked: "Who would take ten dollars to drink it?" The youth pastor was apparently trying to make a point about the "living water"---God versus toilet water. His analogy fell apart, however, when one of the kids walked up and drank the toilet water to the howls and screams of the class. The pastor handed over the ten dollars, telling the boy, "You earned it," and went on with the class. It is a travesty that this boy, an unsaved guest of another teenager, came to church not to submit his life to Jesus, but rather to drink toilet water!

Many youth leaders have a heartfelt desire to minister to youth. However, youth leaders must carefully evaluate all they do with youth against criteria that is grounded in biblical principles. Whether it is games played, or events participated in, music listened to, and videos watched, a teen's attitude and actions should demonstrate a greater respect and awe for things of God resulting in a greater love for family and others. If however, teens distant themselves from God by wanting what the world has to offer, then spiritual harm is being done.

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