I came across the following item in the gift shop of the Basilica of St. Mary (America's first) in Minneapolis.

I was in complete awe of its pagan blasphemity (if I may coin a word...I'm not sure there's an existing word to describe it...not one I can post, anyway). Here's a front and back view of the box for your viewing displeasure:

In case you can't tell, the man is digging a hole in his backyard. He'll bury the...(ahem)...statue, speak his "petition to St. Joseph," and then PRESTO! And St. Joseph can get you $1,000,000, too. But wait, there's more! If you act now, he'll also help you unload that pesky soul you've been trying to sell.