The Maple Syrup: Boils source material down to about 1/50th its starting volume.
The Mountie: When it's most dressed-up, it doesn't arrest anybody.
The Igloo: Goes 'round and 'round until a final capstone is dropped in.
The Curling: Kind of incomprehensible, but everybody seems to have a good time.
The Lacrosse: Fast, hard-hitting, and it's hard to see the points as they're made.
The Hockey Fight: Staggers unsteadily, swinging wildly, but lands a punch or two.
The Canadian: Overly apologetic.
The Snowmobile: Loud and a bit obnoxious, but takes you places you otherwise wouldn't go.
The Beaver: Dams everything in sight.
The Maple Leaf: Has 11 points; always ends up falling to the ground.
by Neil Young
The snowsquall: has no idea where its heading any more and ends up in the ditch.
by: Carey Nieuwhof
The Newfoundlander: Starts out on solid ground but then goes fishing and never comes back.
The Albertan: A wealth of natural resources, but never taxes anyone.
The Newfoundland Sermon: "Always a half hour later than everyone else"by: Mike