Danny Gallagher @ http://www.wittenburgdoor.com reviews The 10 Worst Movies About Jesus. (Not Counting The Passion of the Christ Because That Would Be Too Easy) They include:
Widescreen Cinemascope Technicolor made the robe of Jesus look like a fuzzy-wuzzy blankie.
JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER
Go-go dancers always help with the "hard sayings."
JESUS, THE MINI-SERIES
CBS decided to go high concept with the whole Christ thing.
Well, yeah, that's probably what he would look like.
IN SEARCH OF HISTORIC JESUS
The poster had a strange resemblance to the poster for "I Spit On Your Grave," but let's not dwell on that.
Six-year-old Ginger Prince failed to become the next Shirley Temple.
Enrique Irazoqui managed to retain this one expression throughout the entire film.
You can't go wrong with Spandex.
THE MIRACLE MAKER
The poster depicts the famous gospel passage in which Jesus heals a midget housewife.
THE DAVINCI CODE
Tom Hanks fondles the holy grail.