Tuesday, June 03, 2008

The 10 Worst Movies About Jesus

Danny Gallagher @ http://www.wittenburgdoor.com reviews The 10 Worst Movies About Jesus. (Not Counting The Passion of the Christ Because That Would Be Too Easy) They include:


THE ROBE
Robe 2
Widescreen Cinemascope Technicolor made the robe of Jesus look like a fuzzy-wuzzy blankie.

JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER
Jesus Vampire Hunter
Go-go dancers always help with the "hard sayings."

JESUS, THE MINI-SERIES

Jesus CBS Poster
CBS decided to go high concept with the whole Christ thing.

ZOMBIE JESUS!

Zombie Jesus
Well, yeah, that's probably what he would look like.

IN SEARCH OF HISTORIC JESUS

Historic Jesus
The poster had a strange resemblance to the poster for "I Spit On Your Grave," but let's not dwell on that.
THE PRINCE OF PEACE, a/k/a THE LAWTON STORY
Lawton Story
Six-year-old Ginger Prince failed to become the next Shirley Temple.


THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MATTHEW
Gospel 2
Enrique Irazoqui managed to retain this one expression throughout the entire film.

ULTRACHRIST!

Ultrachrist Poster
You can't go wrong with Spandex.

THE MIRACLE MAKER

Miracle Maker Poster
The poster depicts the famous gospel passage in which Jesus heals a midget housewife.

THE DAVINCI CODE
Grail
Tom Hanks fondles the holy grail.

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