Monday, December 25, 2006

Bad Christmas Gifts for Your Pastor

The Left Behind Series "Practical Survivors Guide."

A Monopoly Acts 16 "Get out of jail free" card.

A "Begats" Family Tree Chart.

A Christian Supply House "Woman At the Well" water cooler.

A Gospeland Bookstore Fourth Watch Baptistry swimsuit

Golf Club Covers with the 12 Disciples' Faces on Them

The Damascas Road auto fog Light (It'll blind ya).

A bobble-head statue of the apostle Paul for the back of his car.

A LifeWay Dead Sea Bathroom Deodorizer

An Official Cokesbury Hellfire and Brimstone Backyard Grill

A half- size replica of the Popemobile

A rooftop hot tub.

And the Sermon Fodder Number 1 Bad Christmas Gift for Your
Pastor.......

Frankincense Aftershave

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