Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Need to Send a Message After the Rapture?



By Kim Riddlebarger @ http://kimriddlebarger.squarespace.com/

So, you go in the Rapture. You've left careful instructions about how to feed your pets (assuming that they don't go in the Rapture too) and how to water your plants. You have even left witness magnets on your fridge for those who didn't believe you. But, you are still thinking, "is there any way to get messages to those you love who are left behind?"

Well, now there is. According to the enterprising creators of the Post-Rapture Post (two atheist computer scientists) . . .

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"Do you know someone who is in danger of being `left behind' because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning. Maybe a message to your family telling them to trust in God, and that everything will be okay. Perhaps you would leave instructions to care for your pets after your departure. It could be that your message is the light that opens a sinner's eyes to the Glory of God and allows them entrance to Heaven during the trials before the Second Coming. This is where the Post-Rapture Post comes in.

Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be thinking to yourself, `How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?' The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?"

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If you want to sign up, here's the link Click here: The Post-Rapture Post - Send Messages to Loved Ones!

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