Saturday, December 16, 2006

Purpose Driven Life is the New Bible

From http://www.extremetheology.com/

Saddleback Missionaries are flying round the globe handing out copies of the PDL to poverty stricken villagers in order to teach them their purpose. Inmates in Kenya are having their lives transformed by the PDL. Who needs the actual Bible anymore?

In fact, if you have the stomach to visit the Purpose Drive Life store on line you’ll find that the Purpose Driven Life is being marketed as if it were a Bible.

Let’s go shopping and you’ll see what I mean.

Leatherpdl_1 The Purpose-Driven Life - Deluxe Edition
This Handsome Italian Duo-Tone® Purpose-Driven Life book will make a wonderful gift. We also have a matching Journal.
I'd like to know if it comes in a red letter edition?
Combopdl The Purpose-Driven Life - Deluxe Edition Combo This Handsome Italian Duo-Tone® Purpose-Driven Life Book and Purpose-Driven Life journal will make the perfect gift.
Here's my personal favorite...
Cover Purpose-Driven Life Book Cover Great cover for your bible or for your Purpose Driven Life book.

Yes sir, that PDL book is sooooo important that we’d better put it in a Bible Cover.

Don't worry if both books don't fit in the cover, you can always make room for the PDL by removing your Bible.

But wait there's more!
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If you act now we will throw in a copy of our new children’s classic, “Made for a Purpose”.

That’s right you can introduce your child to their purpose through this beautifully illustrated book. This book also contains a foreword and study questions written by Pastor Rick Warren himself!

Ahhh I can see it now…on Christmas morning unsuspecting people across the planet will be receiving the gift of heresy. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

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